Ironic, the nature of a satyr was in “opposition to urbanity, decorum, and civilization itself.” Kinda sounds like Kim Kardashian’s whole persona. Of course, that’s associating urbanity with refinement and class. Not urbanity as it is thought of now: gas guzzling SUVs, supersized fried foods and unabashed consumerism. If that were the case, Kim’s might [...]
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Kim Kardashian Channels Her Inner Satyr
October 27th, 2008 · 6 Comments
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Bad For The Environment: Gas Less Than Ass
September 23rd, 2008 · 6 Comments
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Kate Moss Needs A Match
September 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs? Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked. It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]
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Kim Kardashian Is A PussyCat Doll
August 18th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Someone gave Kim Kardashian a microphone and a leotard: may the divine Ali Lohan save us all. Don’t ask me what kind of red waterwing fuckery this is, all I know is that I pity the Armenian sweat shop worker that bedazzled her fucking name into that outfit!
If those coked-out club goers gave two [...]
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Kim Kardashian Has Dick Suckin’ Knees
August 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments
What excuse could you possible have for ashy knees when you are rich like Kim Kardashian? Is it just me or are her knees looking busted up ta hell? If she’s not minding her knees then I can’t imagine what toilet paper ballie, fuzzie wonders lie in her clap trap. Happy Visual-Images Saturday!
Best typo ever–- [...]
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Fuck. I Lost My Virginity To This Dude.
June 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment
These tramps need a punch to the ovaries…TB
How would you like to be described as “the poor man’s Kim Kardashian” BAH-HA!!!…HGM
These are the dudes that are after “the poor man’s Kim Kardashian”…TB
Pussy wigs! Awww! Cute! If you wanna get your eyes scratched out…KWTWS
2012! Since I’m gonna burn, and I know like three born-agains, I [...]
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Apache Boy Is My Sunday Joint
April 20th, 2008 · No Comments
Solange even thinks Ashlee’s a reject…MTO
Colonics aren’t that bad…Jezzi
I’d take Kim’s ass over Paris’ grill anyday…MSN
It’s long but worth it. Hardest I’ve laughed inna while…UP
Damn well better be child endangerment!…ICYDK
Fucking idiot…TB
Creepy is right!…EBW
Geri Halliwell nude (site NSFW)…TM
Great Ashton Kutcher observation…HT
I don’t really give a shit about American Idol but this is funny…GM
I got [...]
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Stupid People
April 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments
You can find stupid people in America most places but I vote top three are:
1. Game shows
Thanks to CamelTap for the video post.
2. Cops
Thanks to DListed for posting that gem.
3. Other bloggers who like to rip off my shiz-nit (or not; maybe they thought of it 33 days and 50 days later, respectively—I [...]
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Awweghhhhhhhh…
April 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Note to self: watch more MADtv.
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It’s Almost Friday
March 20th, 2008 · No Comments
Is he that different than our American Idol contestants?…HT
Cute boobies!…WWTDD
Pretty sure the guys at South Park are gettin’ soft…SC
Everyone hates Pete Wentz but I kinda think he’s cute…FL
Attention whores, whoring around…Jezzi
This one’s not attractive…CS
Britney acts or something…Us
More boobies, model ones this time…TB
More Spitzer’s ex-hooker news…DD
Gross. She hit that?…ND
Apparently starving yourself makes [...]
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