Our favorite little, itty bity, teeny reality TV skanky had a birthday party.  I assumed she was going to some sort of garbage themed Halloween party but no, she wore that to look pretty.  Looks like Tila and Courtenay Semel are still bumpin’ uglies; that’s sweet.  Hey Courtenay, I take out the trash on Saturday [...]

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GORE

WHORE

Do you think these chicks get bronzer on the toilet paper when they wipe their ass?  Not being a total skank myself, I wonder these things.  I was watching Dr.90210 the other night and a skeezer (bringin’ it back) bleached her asshole.  I don’t know why but it kinda made me wonder: just how fucking [...]

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What excuse could you possible have for ashy knees when you are rich like Kim Kardashian?  Is it just me or are her knees looking busted up ta hell? If she’s not minding her knees then I can’t imagine what toilet paper ballie, fuzzie wonders lie in her clap trap.  Happy Visual-Images Saturday!
Best typo ever–- [...]

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Why does she keep hanging on?  I hope you know me enough by now, you know I give credit where talent lies.  She has no talent, sewwwww I went looking for pictures of her where she looked beautiful.  I was hoping, somewhere, at sometime, maybe in the ’80s, she was hot.
No hotness, only eyebrows.  I [...]

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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“I’m not going to lie, I don’t sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don’t,” she said

Katie Price’s new “book”: Angel Uncovered… Daily Mail reports Katie saying the above about her not really writing any of her books. Well that’s completely fair. With all the grad students wasting [...]

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CapeeTan Obvious won it! It was Katie Price A.K.A. Jordan the Uk glamour model, playboy model and reality TV star. I use the word “star” loosely but their family is pretty fucking funny on Katie and Peter. Good job Captain Obvious and good luck with the motorboat. I think motor boating her [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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I heeer tellll, a Suicide Girls reality show is in the works. It’s either gonna be great (I’m lying, no reality shows are great I meant shitty, dirty, “I can’t believe I just watched that trash” great) or another Bad Girls Club mess of annoying A.D.D. fame whores.
Isn’t that just the irony of our [...]

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Teddy Good Times won the Guess That FrankenTitty. Where you beeeeen bitch?  I missed your comments!  I laugh at you guys in private, see—you get missed. awwww…*lick*
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Fearing failure, as we all do: TGT withdrew the answer ’cause there was no scars but I’ll tell ya what—it can be a FrankenTitty without scars.  That shiz all [...]

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