Our favorite little, itty bity, teeny reality TV skanky had a birthday party.  I assumed she was going to some sort of garbage themed Halloween party but no, she wore that to look pretty.  Looks like Tila and Courtenay Semel are still bumpin’ uglies; that’s sweet.  Hey Courtenay, I take out the trash on Saturday [...]

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1.  Amy Pohler playing Hillary Clinton in sketch comedy: saying all the things I prayed for Hillary to come out and say.
2.  Whoopi Goldberg (of all people?) asking respectful and pointed questions about all the things we want to know—but no one will ask John McCain.
3.  Tila Tequila on a magazine cover with the words [...]

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Teddygoodtimes and MsMolly won!  It is indeeeed Tila Tequila.  You guys are the smurtest!!! Not to mention faaking funny; thanks for the comments you crack me up.
I woke up in a horrible mood today; I’m having one of those “I suck and fail at everything” days.  The fact that Tila Tequila has a book coming [...]

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Trying to ensure she has a fall-back plan when her amazing show gets cancelled, Tila Tequila has taken up dating (?dating? could you call it that with her?) Courtenay Semel. Courtenay Semel, who was reportedly dating Casey Johnson (grand daughter of Johnson & Johnson empire) but ditched and is the daughter of Yahoo! CEO [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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It’s Tila Tequila’s new video for her song “Stripper Friends.” Let me tell you, it’s pure art. She sticks with what she’s good at: being lackluster outside of Myspace and doing it half nekked.
I’ll tell you one thing—she fucked up from the start; at 00:12 she’s as naked as she gets in [...]

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I’m going to start putting up links every once-and-a-while, to other blogs that have interesting posts. Interesting, but not interesting enough for me to post on. Instead of summarizing the link, I’m going to do an associative word or thought. A rorschach test of sorts…for sexual deviants…who are interested in celebrities…who [...]

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Tila Tequila at the Spike 2007 Video Game Awards in the photos. A little video above of the taping of her new video. You know why I think I like her? She’s a whore but she doesn’t seem to be all drugged up yet. Her face still looks real not all botoxed [...]

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All kinds of reputable news sources are concerned whether Tila Tequila is bi or not. What a fucking joke. Is there any doubt? Does this look someone who’s selective? I don’t even think bi is applicable; try tri or quad. For christ’s sake she’s mounting a guitar!
Don’t tell me that [...]

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