Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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“I’m not going to lie, I don’t sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don’t,” she said

Katie Price’s new “book”: Angel Uncovered… Daily Mail reports Katie saying the above about her not really writing any of her books. Well that’s completely fair. With all the grad students wasting [...]

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CapeeTan Obvious won it! It was Katie Price A.K.A. Jordan the Uk glamour model, playboy model and reality TV star. I use the word “star” loosely but their family is pretty fucking funny on Katie and Peter. Good job Captain Obvious and good luck with the motorboat. I think motor boating her [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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I heeer tellll, a Suicide Girls reality show is in the works. It’s either gonna be great (I’m lying, no reality shows are great I meant shitty, dirty, “I can’t believe I just watched that trash” great) or another Bad Girls Club mess of annoying A.D.D. fame whores.
Isn’t that just the irony of our [...]

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Teddy Good Times won the Guess That FrankenTitty. Where you beeeeen bitch?  I missed your comments!  I laugh at you guys in private, see—you get missed. awwww…*lick*
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Fearing failure, as we all do: TGT withdrew the answer ’cause there was no scars but I’ll tell ya what—it can be a FrankenTitty without scars.  That shiz all [...]

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Thanks to MusicWarship for bringing this shit to my attention. Dems my hooligans!
Now for ur linkies my lil’ pinkies…
Wha!? That dude is a chick?…ETk!
Sick child molesters should be peeled…TSG
If ol’ dude smacked my ass that’s about what I’d do-Bitch got jacked!…NT
More franken titty. Don’t get implants!…ML(nsfw)
Your blues don’t match…ML(nsfw)
Weave probs and this time [...]

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The Chicago Sun Times is reporting that Robert Downey Jr. is now slated to play Baby Huey in the upcoming biopic about Hugh Hefner. I say “baby Huey” ‘caaaaaause, he shits his pants…Get it? Babies and old people shit in their diapers…It’s an ageist joke…Very un-P.C….Yet, hilarious…To me…
*kicks an old person just [...]

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Page Six is reporting “furious Denise returns fire” in the newest round of articles, statements and interviews where Denise Richards (tramp) and Charlie Sheen (dirty whore bastard) are fighting. Denise is out hitting up all the talk shows for her new reality show and all the interviewers want to ask her about is her [...]

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Here’s a clip from Dipso-Dina’s new reality where she’s talking about people needing to learn about boundaries. Dina Lohan talking about boundaries is like me talking about sobriety and abstinence. I can’t wait for this show I’m gonna watch it all, and if I’m not sterile, do everything opposite with my kids. [...]

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