I was just reading through TV Crunch’s list of best Tina Fey skits the other day. One of the funnier ones was Tina’s “Mom Jeans” skit. Then lo and behold I come across these pictures of Rihanna performing at a Shriners benefit in leather mom pants. I find these pants extremely perplexing; the confusion driven [...]
Entries Tagged as 'rihanna'
Rihanna Has A Leather FUPA
October 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: Funny Whores · Music Whores · hot mess · rihanna · tina fey
MTV VMAs
September 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Stage and concept for the show was Hollywood’s equivalent of doing it from their basement. When I saw the size of the crowd and the stars they had, I seriously reconsidered my “no boozin’ on the sabbath” plan. Let me get this straight—Lil’ Wayne and Rihanna performed twice? Someone assumed we wanted them to perform [...]
Tags: Music Whores · Paparazzi Whores · Rap Whores · bad music · britney spears · katy perry · kid rock · lil' wayne · ll cool j · mtv · pink · rihanna · sexy gay women
Amy Winehouse Running From The Links
July 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment
You wanna know why she’s running? Because celeb bloggers are mean!** Not to her silly, I don’t care about her—to ME! I always just link to shit I find funny, have actually read and sincerely think you’ll enjoy. But linking, as you see it in other blogs is a marketing tool and [...]
Tags: Playboy · Tunes · bdsm · britney spears · jimmy kimmel · katie Price · lindsay lohan · madonna · plastic · porn · rihanna · sarah silverman · vaginas
Adam Tensta is Cool
April 1st, 2008 · No Comments
Skinny white girls tryin’…tryin’ hard…UB
Nazis, hookers and race cars; I shit you not…HT
Gina Gershon=sexy time…FL
Recipe for stank…TCP
Misogyny/racism hybrid…C
Damn. I was looking forward to the idiot show…TVC
So he’s gay then?…B
Annoying, not intimidating…DH
Madonna has guns…WWTDD
Tags: ashley simpson · cameron diaz · chris brown · gina gershon · madonna · nicole richie · random shit · rihanna
My Apologies, Mistress Rihanna
February 28th, 2008 · No Comments
Here’s Rihanna in Dublin dressed up as a dominatrix. She must have seen my post yesterday and decided to send me a message: “don’t make fun of me or I’ll get half naked, wrapped in vinyl and punish you!” Oh no Rihanna! Don’t do that! I couldn’t stand for [...]
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Try To Beat My Time
February 27th, 2008 · 4 Comments
I could only make it to 1:21 watching this horrible high school talent show video of Rihanna trying to sing Mariah Carey—and I’m a masochist! I’m guessing the person that beats my time will be a Navy Seal or an ex P.O.W.
Tags: mariah carey · rihanna
Grammy Run-Down
February 11th, 2008 · No Comments
Everything that came out of Kanye’s mouth, save his rendition for his mama, was just short of publicized self fellation. I couldn’t find the video where he talks about how he’s “alright” with Amy Winehouse winning something instead of him, so I wanted to put up Vince Gill’s burn.
Amy Winehouse cleaned up and performed [...]
Tags: amy winehouse · aretha franklin · beyonce · kanye west · morris day · rihanna · the time · tina turner · vince gill
Grammy Alert.
December 6th, 2007 · No Comments
WHINY WHORE
ET Online is reporting the Grammy nominations are in. Kanye leads with 8 nominations. Does this mean no hissy fit this time? His complaining ad nauseum about how he’s robbed annoys me. I think I’d rather he masturbate and cry to the camera; it’s the same thing and more interesting.
BOO HOO! MTV doesn’t [...]
Tags: amy winehouse · beyonce · justin timberlake · kanye west · rihanna