Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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OMG!!! I don’t give a shit!!! *Mcauley Culkin face slap*
According to People Magazine’s website, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged after dating for over a year. Who fuckin’ cares, she’ll keep acting like a teaser whore and he’ll still keep being the dude in movies that makes me say “is that fuckin’ [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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What the fuck are these two wearing!? Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were out promoting their new movie The Other Boleyn Girl wearing tapestry. Fugg. The movie is set in the 16th century when tapestry was in vogue so maybe they’re trying to stay in character; who knows.
What I do know is [...]

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