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I Refuse To Recognize Sasha Fierce

October 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m not going to do it, but you can here…SFMS
Isn’t the whole “artist formerly known as” very 90s?  Don’t answer that, ’cause yes whores, yes it is.  I have no clue why Beyonce is doing this, at least Prince had an artistic/copyright/legal reason.  It’s dumb.  Just like The House of Dereon’s clothes.  Please note: the [...]

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CLITORIS And Links

October 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Comic from here.
Somebody pissed off their hairstylist…RPO
All kinds of awesome…Adam and Eve is putting on a sex toy Halloween costume contest…AE
This entry reminded me of this porn. (NSFW)
All about your vagina! What’s better than that?…Myvag.net
Dead presidents discuss McCain.  Juvenile, but giggle worthy…23/6
BOOBS! SFW BOOBS!…CR
Um, her pussy looks,um…Different.  This is why some girls should not be [...]

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Nick Looks Tiret

October 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Broke too.  You’d be broke down as well, if all you did all day and all night was fuck and schlep Louis Vuitton luggage. Page Six is reporting that Mariah had so much luggage that it wouldn’t fit on her chartered plane to Las Vegas.  Two members of her entourage had to fly separately on [...]

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You Swing To The Right More Than Ann Coulter’s Strap-on

September 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Kate Moss Needs A Match

September 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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Rich White People Doing Boring Stuff

June 27th, 2008 · 12 Comments

According to NY Daily News, Uma Thurman is engaged to her financier boyfriend Arpad Busson. Check out the article it’s riveting; half of it is about how big her ring is. *gag* Ol’ dude apparently has two kids with Elle Macpherson. He must be swangin’ pole is all I gotta say, [...]

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Men Giver Her Direction…No Wonder She’s Miserable

May 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments

US Magazine is reporting that Jessica is binge drinking to deal with the pain of seeing John Mayer with Jennifer Aniston. They said she drank for four hours on May 10 and had to call her mom for a ride home. Huh?
Drinking for four hours and calling for a ride home is binge [...]

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Puss, Zits and Fame! My favies!

March 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Sarah Jessica Porkher Now Available For Anal

March 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

 
Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.
 
They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. [...]

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What Does This Call To Mind?

January 28th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m going to start putting up links every once-and-a-while, to other blogs that have interesting posts. Interesting, but not interesting enough for me to post on. Instead of summarizing the link, I’m going to do an associative word or thought. A rorschach test of sorts…for sexual deviants…who are interested in celebrities…who [...]

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