I am young for my profession and a majority of my coworkers have children my age or older.  By proximity, I am forced to listen and occasionally participate in their conversations.  A majority of those conversations center around family, fellow businesspeople and most recently-the economy.
It’s awkward.  What I assume to be hearing about since the [...]

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Lord Jesus get the sunscreen!  I always thought Lindsay was light skinded and freckly but damn, Sam looks like she’s on a walkabout with a Colombian!  Sammy better quit smokin’ and slather on the 45 spf.  If she doesn’t, Lindsay is gonna be stuck looking for a new wifee past what the tittie-time-table will accommodate.  [...]

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But don’t worry, Pirates II is out now!!!
If there’s anything that will make me feel better about record financial losses, it is the largest budget porn movie ever made!  And BellaDonna is in it!!! We’re huge Bella fans here in case you’re just tuning in.  If pirate fucking doesn’t bring a bit of sunshine [...]

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Samantha Ronson talks about DJ AM, along with her and Lindsay being lesbian lovas.  Everyone is peeing about this being the “coming out” statement from Lindsay and Sam.  I think we are little past this stage aren’t we?  I think everyone should be focusing on getting details about their sex life but that’s just me.
I [...]

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Okay, I’m cheese, I cried a little.  When Portia came out in her wedding dress and Ellen damn near lost it, I got a little weepy.  I’m not accustomed to crying at that sort of bullshit but it’s a proven fact that women’s emotions are more valid than men’s.  Therefore, double the genuine loving partner-to-be, [...]

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I love News of The World. They’re reporting that Lindsay Lohan wants to have a baby with Sam Ronson and use an ex-boyfriend for the spermies.  The lovey lesbian couple, that haven’t actually admitted they’re in a sexual relationship publicly, must be ready for a baby if NOTW says it’s so!  They report:
“Lindsay is in [...]

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Stage and concept for the show was Hollywood’s equivalent of doing it from their basement.  When I saw the size of the crowd and the stars they had, I seriously reconsidered my “no boozin’ on the sabbath” plan.  Let me get this straight—Lil’ Wayne and Rihanna performed twice?  Someone assumed we wanted them to perform [...]

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I hope this rumor is untrue.  New York Post is reporting that my favorite, hot, brilliant, (very out) lesbian news anchor, Rachel Maddow, is facing pressure to get a “network makeover” for her new show.   Also known as: be femmy for “the suits” at MSNBC.  There is talk of a skirt; let’s hope she [...]

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You know, for someone that shops seemingly everyday Lindsay Lohan sure seems to pull her ensembles out of Filene’s “Goodwill” pile. What is that she’s wearing? Pointly lapel vest, white Ray-Bans, ribbed leggings, fringey moccasin thongs and an arrowhead necklace?
What look is she going for there? Disco Indian from the Village People? [...]

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I can’t tell you how excited I am! You can see the first episode in 4 parts by clicking on this link here. Otherwise, here is Margaret on the Wendy Williams show. Wendy annoys me but it’s worth sitting through for Margaret; she’s hot. The show starts August 21st.

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