I don’t mean her as a person; I don’t know her.  She sucks because she’s so fucking beautiful.  I am very rarely jealous but damnit, I’m allowed just this once.  I think what irks me most is that she looks so damn happy.  Happy Schmappy La-Dee-Dah.  My hair is luminous and my eyes are the [...]

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Oh ho!  Lookie what’s wees gots this week!  Digital Playground’s new contract star Gabriella Fox vs. Luz Elena Gonzalez, Univision host, former Miss Mexico and hot ass bikini model.  This is not a battle between model and porn star!  This is triumph for all of us!
I am completely torn on this one guys, 19 year [...]

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I mean “hoes” in the most respectful way i can conjure. I don’t actually mean they’re hookers; they perform a necessary and important duty! Video hoe is a term that has clouded up an important point: if there weren’t video hoes, mainstream hip-hop would not exist. Video hoes are extrawhoredinary and lend [...]

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Looks like somebody gave Jimmy the intern carte blanche with the smudge tool! We now know what it takes to make a supermodel look like shit: drawing like a retarded monkey with photoshop tools, T’Pol’s left over wig and ill-fitting gold lamé panties. What’s with the gold lamé lately? I smell [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana Vs. Japanese porn star Suzuka Ishikawa. Who’s more extrawhoredinary? This is gonna be a tough one and I’m sure you’ll come down firmly on one side or the other. Personally, I’m kinda over the whole Victoria’s Secret Brazilian Supermodel craze and am [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is Ana Beatriz Barros vs. Jenna Haze. In my personal opinion both of them are a little lacking in the grill department but still hot. Don’t crucify me! I said in my opinion! However, I think they more than make up for it in other ways. [...]

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I pissed myself when I read this: “You are going to wear a giant crab outfit and I’m going to dress up like a French Ballerina and we are going to do it… with our genitals”…UMOA
I knew The Love Guru was gonna suck! Great blog too…PJB
Up-and-Comers in pin-up style poses…VF
Mark Wahlberg keeps it real…SOMGWTF
Creepy [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Australian model Nicole Trunfio vs. Japanese porn star Yua Aida. Who’s more extrawhoredinary?

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And ’cause I love you there’s more Yua Aida here, here and here. NSFW.
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Thanks to MusicWarship for bringing this shit to my attention. Dems my hooligans!
Now for ur linkies my lil’ pinkies…
Wha!? That dude is a chick?…ETk!
Sick child molesters should be peeled…TSG
If ol’ dude smacked my ass that’s about what I’d do-Bitch got jacked!…NT
More franken titty. Don’t get implants!…ML(nsfw)
Your blues don’t match…ML(nsfw)
Weave probs and this time [...]

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