It’s not Monday but maybe Tuesday is even too early to post Tara Reid bikini pics.  She’s obviously cool with the state of her surgery botched body.  If you paid money to become more beautiful and a doctor did that to your stomach, the best thing would be to leave it alone, get some therapy [...]

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Tara Reid’s new clothing line will be decorated with “trinkets, charms and beads” in eight colors to “inspire emotions.”  Unless they got chardonnay yellow or rum punch red, bitch has no takers over here.  Tara Reid helping us with “putting into the universe what you want in life” by adorning hoe clothes with crayola beads [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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When I posted the “meth barbie” joke about Tara Reid I got some emails saying that I was making fun of her ’cause I’m jealous. Which, if you are SANE, is laughable.
However, since I talk about bodies and celebs all the time I thought it would be fun to compare someone naturally thin with [...]

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This holiday season don’t get your daughters, granddaughters and nieces a regular old Barbie—that’s so passe. Get the new Meth Barbie! She’s the updated version of Barbie for those progressive girls who want to keep up on current standards of beauty in Hollywood. Rounded hips and rosy complexion? No way! [...]

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The Daily News’ Rush and Molloy is reporting Scrubs won’t have Tara Reid back on because creator Bill Lawrence said she stunk of booze and cigarettes.  Although those are usually the attributes I put first for the people I surround myself with, I’m fucking shocked!  No shit Billy?! Wow! Tara Reid stinks?  You mean her [...]

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