So this is my life. I just watched the first episode of America’s Next Top Model on YouTube and it was painful. (the Belladonna forum I surfed during, didn’t help ease the pain) I actually thought to myself that I should set a video camera facing me as I watched- to capture all my labored [...]
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ANTM, Necksnappin’, Belladonna & Bad Makeup
September 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Models: Not To Be Confused With Role Models · Reality TV Whores · tyra banks
It’s Friday Bitches!
August 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]
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