All-around creepy, Andy Dick was arrested at Buffalo Wild Wings. Apparently, he’s being held on bail set at $5,000. He had xanax and pot in his pocket and pulled down the top of a 17-year-old girl and grabbed her boobs. No word on whether the girl was with her parents having some [...]

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maddox (adopted)* 2002
zahara (adopted)* 2005
pax (adopted)* 2007
shiloh 2006
vivienne 2008
knox 2008
me: so, i’m dying trying to find something, even remotely interesting to post about angie’s new bebbehs knox and vivienne
i’m here typing, knox, vox, docks, chaulks….meh, they’re too good for the first part of the alphabet
fucking richies
they probably had their attorneys search for [...]

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Wanna know why I have no clue what defines “fat” you silly hookers? ‘Cause it’s not defined. Fat to one douche bag, sitting behind his computer, jerking off to old pics of Miley Cyrus is a whole stratosphere away from what I’d say was fat. Hell, what I’d say was fat about [...]

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So…I’m looking at these p.r. pictures of this model Joanna Krupa “and friend” at the Bellagio and something occurs to me that I must share. Now, I know you probably aren’t the bunch that’s gonna be runnin’ out getting face lifts and FrankenTitties but:
If you’re not meant to be a model, you-are-not-meant, to be [...]

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See? This is exactly the typa shit I’m talking about. What the fuck is Madonna thinking? Can you imagine, even with all the ridiculous privledge/spoilage, how Lourdes must feel when she sees her mom making out with “that one girl that graduated two grades ahead of me”? Berk.
I may be the [...]

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OMG!!! I don’t give a shit!!! *Mcauley Culkin face slap*
According to People Magazine’s website, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged after dating for over a year. Who fuckin’ cares, she’ll keep acting like a teaser whore and he’ll still keep being the dude in movies that makes me say “is that fuckin’ [...]

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This picture of Will Ferrell at the premier of Semi-Pro in his schnazzy outfit reminded me of that blog Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. If you haven’t seen it, click the title and check it out. HI-larious. Anyhew, it got me thinking about comedians and I realized, there’s a shit-ton that [...]

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Jenna Jameson actin’ a fool for her boyfriend Tito’s birthday. The best part about this is the faces of the people in the crowd. I would like to guess what they are saying to themselves about va-JJ:
1. Closeted transvestite: “I’m so googling that bra when I get home.”
2. Irritated feminist: [...]

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