Jenna Jameson actin’ a fool for her boyfriend Tito’s birthday. The best part about this is the faces of the people in the crowd. I would like to guess what they are saying to themselves about va-JJ:
1. Closeted transvestite: “I’m so googling that bra when I get home.”
2. Irritated feminist: [...]

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This is pretty much the same Britney mess as usual but I felt compelled to post on it for two reasons.  One, her parents are in town, that gives me hope.  I don’t know why since they haven’t been able to get her to seek help before, it just does.
My opinion on this is pretty [...]

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I’m gonna set up a quick scenario for you…Say you have a burning attraction to Mannequins, you buy one and want to make love to it. I think a creative person would devise a way to make a size appropriate orifice in their private gropings, wouldn’t you? Like handsaw, lube and maybe some [...]

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Bunker!? Middle of the woods!? Labyrinth!? It’s a 1984 Soviet Union theme park!!! You get beaten, interrogated by men in uniform, share a room with a phallus bust of Lenin and get intimidated by German Shepards… Is anyone else wet?
Did I hear that right? It’s only ~51 Dollars [...]

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What a fuckin’ little punk. This kid had a party when his parents were out of town that caused $20,000 in damage. Watch the video where the newscaster interviews him in hopes of discovering some humility but is punked out on national television. The fact that [...]

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Lindsay Lohan is my new favvie whore. News of the World is reporting she hooked up with three different guys while in Italy. They got one of them to talk, Alessandro diNunzio, and he sounded like [...]

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Ha ha! Fooled you with that title! You were thinking “what? what? is this some sort of cataclysmic change of events being revealed to me right here on extrawhoredinary? is it possible that Britney knows something, anything?” Ha ha! Fuckers! I had you waiting with bated breath didn’t I!? See, I [...]

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I love before and after pics so I wanted to share this little gem with you.  That aside I just wanted to let you know that there should be no more CPU errors!  Basically my host was being overwhelmed so I coughed up the money and upgraded! Unfortunately I wasn’t able to find a web [...]

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I was thinking of just writing that and not posting anything else; the thought alone is enough to tide me over till next Thanksgiving. But SWEET JESUS this is just TOO GOOD!!! You know that one white guy with money/power that is a total asshole to you? He’s a little piece of [...]

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Oh geezus. This is bad. I can’t hate on her her just yet; I hope she got paid. I think Jay’s rubbin’ off on her a little too much. If she shows up on a Geico commercial I’m out; I’m handin’ in my B’day for that payday. *smacks forehead*

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