Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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You wanna know why she’s running? Because celeb bloggers are mean!** Not to her silly, I don’t care about her—to ME! I always just link to shit I find funny, have actually read and sincerely think you’ll enjoy. But linking, as you see it in other blogs is a marketing tool and [...]

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Here’s Tiga’s new video with International Supastar Transexual Amanda Lepore. She looks so hot in pictures but she has less facial movement than a Real Doll. She’s like a big-titted fuck doll everywhere else, so I guess it evens out. I’m not sure why when a EX boy girl transexual slices herself [...]

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The Huffington Post is reporting that there’s a new spa in NYC just for vaginas. It’s a schnazzy exam room where they offer a $150 pelvic exam. An exam “in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi’s fingers.”
Excuse me? Isn’t that a $150 finger bang? Now, I’m [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is Ana Beatriz Barros vs. Jenna Haze. In my personal opinion both of them are a little lacking in the grill department but still hot. Don’t crucify me! I said in my opinion! However, I think they more than make up for it in other ways. [...]

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Yeah, I went there. I’m not ashamed by my bad jokes. Just like I’m not ashamed that I will watch Verne Troyer’s new sex tape when it comes out. Likely, more than once…With friends…And popcorn…Oh! And maybe those lil’ bbq weenies.
TMZ is reporting it’s being shopped around and there’s an [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Australian model Nicole Trunfio vs. Japanese porn star Yua Aida. Who’s more extrawhoredinary?

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And ’cause I love you there’s more Yua Aida here, here and here. NSFW.
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And with that statement, I concede, Miss Alexyss Tylor has a valid point.

HAVE MERCY!
She really gets into describing man on man sex, ith so haught. Then again, nothing’s off limits to me. Moral of the story is: everyone should wear a condom while they have sex.

if you’re hot send pictures video in [...]

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