If you haven’t heard, Richie Sambora the former Bon Jovi guitarist, former husband of Heather Locklear and former boyfriend of Denise Richards was arrested for drunk driving. Lots of “formers” in there—I’d be drinking too! That’s what must really suck about Celebrity, it’s possible to wake up and know that all the cool shit in your life has already happened. Downer… pass me the bottle.
Now that I got my requisite sympathy out of the way, I forgot to mention that his 10 year old daughter, Ava, was in the car. Poor girl, I told you guys Richie Sambora is a douche bag (see #7)! I’ve said it a million time to my girlfriends: if the dude makes unethical decisions in other parts of his life, he’ll make them with you and in any future situation you may share together, i.e. kids.
Us mag and TMZ reported there was a woman in the car with him and she took his daughter home when he went to jail. Nice. Any woman who thinks about dating a dude that fucked his wife’s current or former best friend is a fucking moron. I don’t know how big a red flag can get but I’d say that metaphor would be about the size of Russia.
Father of the Year 2008 Award Nominee #1
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1 Schmallison // Mar 27, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Heather Locklear said, “I’ll marry the fugliest, nastiest man I can find so that Denise won’t WANT to steal him.”
…But Denise showed her! HAHAHAHA! Sting her!
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