Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my over-achieving ass has to find another all-consuming hobby or I’ll drive my s.o. insane!
Does anyone else do that? When work isn’t so busy or play isn’t so demanding you start picking your significant other apart? I’m terrible at it; I’ll be sitting there staring thinking “you know? I really hate that one-fucking-toe, it’s crooked. It must be due to genetic inferiority, we could never mate.” I’m evil always when unoccupied.
I’m crazy, I know. That’s just from boredom! You should see me when I’m bored and have P.M.S.; my mom even avoids my phone calls. Because she’s the white devil. I call repeatedly leaving messages saying so. Usually they have to combine forces to repel the evil harpie back to her confines: one gives me soothing words of consolation and compliments, the other gives me wine and ice cream.
LUCKY FOR EVERYONE I’M IN HEAT RIGHT NOW!
HERE’S YOUR MOSTLY NSFW LINKS!
SO-fucking-hilarious…DW
MAN CANDY BREAK!...VizU(Semi NSFW but oh-so-worth-it)
Hilarious church signs...HT
She’s 15 there!?...LOssip
Who’s the say what’s profane?…WT
I want a dick chandelier for my birthday next month. Email me for shipping instructions…IS
I know it’s been a while but I’m STILL SO FUCKING MAD NELLA GOT IMPLANTS!!! Is anyone else with me!? Fuck! WHHhhhhy!? Fuck-Fuck-Fuck….BEFORE and AFTER. &)#%&@_)! (NSFW)
I liked Saved By The Bell…Shoot me...UC
Booble.com is picking a booble girl of the year. Check out which porn star is so retarded she can’t hold a sign properly. (NSFW)...BDC
Salacious secretions Batman! Naomi’s sexy silver fox topless!...Jezzi
Makes me wish I would have been a dance major...J2B (NSFW, yes, again)
Luba doing a little medical fetish…I lied about being pure and porn free. Sorry…But not really…KG (NSFW)
Award for best use of honey Or tattoos in photo spread or WAM session...LBT(NSFW)
LOL! I’m immature. That’s been established...DFR
Jessica Biel being slutty? Somebody’s tuckin’!…GOB
Oh! Naked and shiny!...IV(NSFW)
Tyra being fucking annoying as usual...TDD
Heidi Klum has nothing to hide...CG (NSFW)
Michelle Obama vs. Cindy McCain...HBXOXO
Scar Jo needs to wear less clothes and less ugly jewelry…GFY
Bernie Mac is sick. BOO!…GFab
*I know that’s a huge leap there
2 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:51 am
Church sign highlight:
“Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah”
BWAH HAHAHAHA! Simple observation? Or, blatant antisemitism? Oh, white America, you get me every time.
2 schmallison // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:57 am
Man, I kept reading, and it stopped being funny and turned to sad. Right at the corner of:
JEWS KILLED JESUS
and
OSAMA OBAMA
HUMM
ARE THEY BROTHERS?
No! Bad America! Noooooo!
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