So I have come across two things that perplex me tonight. Yeah, it doesn’t take much after a bottle of wine anymore but stay with me… First is the picture of Mila Kunis and the second is the video of Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra. I will address them in that order.
Mila Kunis for Vanity Fair
So from the neck up she’s a little indignant at a stop sign, unsure as to whether to cross or not. Positioned and arched to seem somewhat aggressive, forward leaning and showy, yet fingers and legs prettily pinched together. Dressed for the man who wants a whore with his housewife, of course.
MARKETED TO STRAIGHT MEN RIGHT?
If this was a pic for Playboy, I’d understand. Vanity Fair seems to think that as long as Miley Cyrus is being whored out by the likes of Annie Leibovitz it’s okay to go skank; it’s art! It’s not art and it’s not Maxim so I’m left wondering who this is being marketed to. It’s fine Vanity but just don’t expect this to work well when you can get photographic art and T&A quicker/cheaper elsewhere. I said it once and I’ll say it again: nobody likes the gray area.
Next is Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra. I just hope she’s making a mint doing this stupid shit ’cause the concept for the video below is more contrived than a speech I gave to my 16 y.o. cousin about keeping her pants zipped. Don’t whore yourself out Dita! Don’t whore yourself out lil’ cousin! *cough-cough* Okay, but make sure you both use protection— money, condoms and background checks.
It’s science, titties and fashion of course you want to buy our lingerie!
P.S. Doesn’t Dita look deliciously Heather Sweet in the beginning of that video? Yowza.
3 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Sep 25, 2008 at 9:40 am
Hey boring scientist types! We know you only do science because you’re drab! Buy a wonderbra and turn into the bombshell you always wanted to be, and let your titties make the money for you!
2 msmolly // Sep 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Damn dude! I worked in a lab and I never encountered anything like that! I looked all over the place and there were no feather fans to be found! You know those lab techs are getting a hard-on because those two cells fused and formed a Wonderbra, not because Dita is wearing one. Actually now that I think about it, if that’s how Wonderbras are made, I don’t think I want one. I mean what’s to hold my girls up if those cells decide to divide again? That’s right, nothing!
3 schmallison // Oct 5, 2008 at 7:40 pm
“What’s to hold my girls up if those cells decide to divide again? That’s right, SCHMALLISON’S FACE!”
Fixed!
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