Sorry I haven’t done a “Guess That Frankentitty” in a while but this one was compelling. Guess that Frankentitty for one million dollars in Monopoly money! Crisp and pink!
Sorry, I’d give you real money but I’m going to have to spend about $10,000 doing repairs to my house. I know, poor me, right? Well fuck yeah poor me! That’s $10,000 I could have spent in a third world country doing and paying for things that’d leave terrifying images imprinted on your mind’s eye for a lifetime! Who’d prefer lawn grading and exterior tiling to a stabled pony boy who’d let you shit on his foot!? Not me!
Bad! Bad Pony! Eat your hay!
6 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Jul 18, 2008 at 10:47 am
Oh Sweet Jesus tell me that is NOT Salma Hayek.
2 schmallison // Jul 18, 2008 at 10:50 am
PS Next life I will not own, but RENT until I’m rich. Stupid water heater.
3 msmolly // Jul 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I’m going to guess…. Megan Fox.
It could be worse though, it could be this lady! EWWWWW!http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007613.html
4 Captain Obvious // Jul 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Katie Price, AKA Jordan. I’d give her a motorboat, but I’m afraid they’d fall to pieces if I did.
It’s too bad…her juggs looked great on the sex tape.
5 teddygoodtimes // Jul 19, 2008 at 10:40 am
sorry.. what was the question again?
6 LiviuX // Jul 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Kim Kardashian
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