Poor horrified birdies. I wonder if her dress still smells like bird through the red dye? She’s all about saving whales but fuck the birds. Fuck the birds! All they do is squawk, eat and shit anyway…Kinda like babies.
Hayden Panettiere Is A Hypocrite
August 18th, 2008 · 4 Comments
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1 schmallison // Aug 18, 2008 at 8:20 am
Well, I agree. F*** birds, esp those damn robins and mourning doves stealing my planter-liners and mulch for nests, and leaving poop as a compensation. I showed them, though…I totally yelled and shook my fist at them while wearing my pink bathrobe and slippers. STING YOU!
2 schmallison // Aug 18, 2008 at 8:29 am
Oh, and Hayden is only interested in saving the whales because you can’t wear a pretty dress made out of whales….YET! But, once she sees the new Fall fashions, she’ll change her tune.
Blubber is the new chinchilla!
3 Frothy Afterbirth // Aug 19, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Doves are nicely disguised pigeons (rats with wings). Pigeons are also tasty like chicken only with less meat. That’s if those lazy Italian butchers at the delicatessen actually clean out the insides and shit first which they don’t. Ate them birdies in Verona, Italy as a kid. Probably were caught right on the piazza in the early morning.
4 msmolly // Aug 19, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Do they still make perfume out of ambergris? I’m gonna go kill me a whale if they do and spray it on those stinkin’ ass feathers she’s sporting! HA!
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