I always think to myself “oh god, I’m not ready to be a mother. I drink too much, wear too much make up and go out too often.” Now, thanks to Amy Winehouse, I have seen my future as a mother and it don’t look half bad! Who knew you could slam a shot and juggle a baby so adeptly? I’m super psyched to be a mom now; I can still drink and any F.A.S. issues can just be Mac’d over! Yay!
These pics are just bonkers. Who in their right mind would let Amy Winehouse hold their friggin’ bebbeh? Who would let their baby get near her nose? Or her boob? I’m fairly certain that some fermented concoction of coke, heroin and ketamine is seeping from her pores at all times.
Ma-ma!
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1 Edgar // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:04 am
Oh yea…my dream women…where do you find a nice piece of Trash i mean ass like that?? I would make sweet sweet love to her…and yes she would be passed out…but that has always been the case..with all the women i have slept with…ummm
2 schmallison // Apr 28, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Aversion therapy. See bebbe? See the smelly crack head? VERY BAD! NO! NO!
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