This holiday season don’t get your daughters, granddaughters and nieces a regular old Barbie—that’s so passe. Get the new Meth Barbie! She’s the updated version of Barbie for those progressive girls who want to keep up on current standards of beauty in Hollywood. Rounded hips and rosy complexion? No way! Cancer free skin and full cheeks? Nuh-uh! Get Meth Barbie! Obligatory breast implants guarantee your children won’t confuse Meth Barbie with Ken! Over sized sunglasses and self love sold separately.
Accessories include: pack of Marlboros, meth pipe, self-tanner, replacement implant (for any necessary repairs), 2 gold swimsuits, a casting couch, real Ken Paves extensions and clean std test report in case your Meth Barbie needs some quick cash!
10 responses so far ↓
1 Jill // Dec 21, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I think this is she’s looked in a long time.
Her figure is awesome!
She’s hot.
Anyone who says she isn’t is jealous.
2 hector // Jan 3, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Bitch needs to eat a couple of cheesburgers!
3 Barbie // Jan 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
she looks great! better than barbie!!
4 mimi // Jan 14, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Omg are u serious??? Its so sad that american girls really wanna look like this??? Marilyn monroe weighted 150 pounds and she is known as one of the most beautiful american women! girs need new women to look up to!!! what has america come to? Its soo sad
5 j // Jan 14, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I personally think she looks great and wouldn’t mind looking like that myself! I don’t see any bones protruding that shouldn’t so what’s the problem?
6 Minki // Jan 15, 2008 at 7:25 am
u fucked up al of u. if u think thats hot then u not normal. Thats sick, and that is what is wrong with todays sociaty
7 a // Jan 17, 2008 at 5:59 pm
She looks like she is going to die! It’s good to be thin and healthy but she doesn’t have a curve on her body. NOT attractive-You are CRAZY if you think that looks good. Look at those legs….ughhhh…..
8 R // Jan 21, 2008 at 1:23 pm
She looks fine, i love the new hair too! i think its just because we’re all used to seeing her bigger and we havent seen her in so long its more of a shock to people
9 Zivanka // Jan 21, 2008 at 4:34 pm
She looks AMAZING! I would give anything to have a body that perfect.
10 hollie // Feb 8, 2008 at 1:18 pm
class think she looks brill…..would love to have leg’s and arm’s lokie that…..
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