Listen, I realize the phrase “what the fuck” is played out. But if there were a penultimate happening that would merit the ol’ “wtf?!”-this would be it:

You know when you give a cat catnip and they start writhing around in estrous euphoria? So out of it they’re oblivious to the squirt bottle, doing shit they know they shouldn’t? Welp, Bai Ling is the cat, meth is the nip and we’re gonna need a taser to get this queen off the red carpet.
What other explanation could there be? This basehead has lost all sense of right and wrong; meth will do that to a girl, oh, and being friends with Kimberly Stewart.
Meth + head-to-toe zebra stripes + K. Stewart=Ling-Ling debacle #458.
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1 mike // Nov 4, 2007 at 10:47 pm
one word: panda vomit.
2 Hot Lesbian Fantasy Day! // Apr 28, 2008 at 10:14 am
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