Mr. Hulk Hogan parading around with his new girlfriend. Yeah, that’s not his daughter Brooke Hogan. That woman is a perfectly viable mate and apparent fuck buddy who just happens to look exactly-like-his-DAUGHTER. What the fuck is wrong with people?!
I read somewhere he hooked up with his daughter’s friend. I’m willing to concede that every bleached blond bimbo looks alike. But come ON! This chick’s body even looks the same as Brooke’s! Please lord let this be a joke for that new shitty Ashton Kutcher show. Please don’t let The Hulk be a closeted molester man.
*shivers*
I think this is as good a time as any to share with you a disturbing video I saw about sexual abuse the other day. Imagine it’s the same phallic/snake thing but the Hulk version with bleached hair, smelling of self tanner and jerky. (video Jezebel)
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1 Your Daily Dosage « Scandalous Candice // Apr 2, 2008 at 3:39 pm
[...] Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend looks just like his daughter Brooke! EWWW! ExtraWhoredinary [...]
2 Cassie // Apr 4, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No freakin way!! I totally thought that was Brooke at first! Does that mean he thinks his daughter is hot?? WTF????
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