I’m gonna let yaw’ll dudes in on a little secret: skinny girls have cellulite. I wouldn’t say 9 times out of 10 that cellulite gets photoshopped out of pictures. I would say 99.9999999999% of the time, cellulite gets photoshopped out of pictures. Really for reals. I’ve seen more naked female ass than you ever will in real life. Not in pictures dude, right-in-front of me.
As with anyone woman, I bitch occasionally here and there in real life about my weight but I’ll be straight up with you—I’m 5′9″ and 130 lbs. The average (boni-ass starvin’) model is 5′9″-5′10″, 115-120 lbs. By most standards I’m skinny; by a doctor’s standards I’m on the low end (168 is the high end) of my healthy weight range. I’m telling you all this to let you know: I’m skinny and have cellulite—it happens, it’s natural.
THE DAY YOU GET YOUR DICK UP EVERY TIME, ALL THE TIME IS THE DAY YOU CAN TALK SHIT.
Look! It’s Jenna Jameson “I used to be a 90 lb meth addict” Jameson and she’s got cellulite ’cause she’s happy and not starving. Understand that Tito doesn’t say “sorry baby I can’t get it up, not because of all the ‘roids, but ’cause we were doin’ it doggy style & I saw a little cellulite bump.” No dudes who are fucking or feeling care about cellulite.
It isn’t a “condition” that develops. It is what happens when your skin elasticity changes; at times due to age, sometimes due to weight but mostly due to genetics. If you want us to be sweet when you say “sorry baby, I can’t get it up again” or “I don’t know what’s going on, let’s just snuggle” or “I jerked off today, I didn’t know we were gonna do all this, my bad” than stop about Jenna, Jennifer and Mischa. OR prepare never to have your penis in any warm spot again. Thank you.
This was a public service announcement from your local sexy bitch.
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1 Tyjigga // May 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I guess I can talk shit then.
The least of Jenna’s problems is cellulite. Her’s doesn’t look to be that bad, and a little is to be expected.
But what the fuck is up with her face? She needs to find someway to hit the rewind machine because that is disturbing.
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