Uhhhhhhh…I was only looking at the sexy pictures of Jessica Alba before; has she always had bad taste? Or has she just recently started dressing from the clearance bin at Talbots? There must be an explanation, I think it’s one of three things:
1. Her stylist is a gay man who has a platonic crush on her and is simultaneously pissed that she has that thing growing inside her whoo-ha and doesn’t know how to accomodate for said “thing” that makes her stomach all fat. *limply points and shakes finger at belly region*
2. Her stylist is a woman who is also pregnant and their combined hormones push their taste off the charts into menopausal cohort fashion.
3. She’s pulling a Britney and thinks she knows what’s best when it comes to her wardrobe. “Don’t-touch-me. I want the felt coat AND the black tights! Control top! No! Don’t-TOUCH-ME!”
2 responses so far ↓
1 Tina // Jan 31, 2008 at 8:58 am
Doesn’t matter what she wears, her face remains anyway very beautiful..
2 Schmallison // Jan 31, 2008 at 6:30 pm
BWAH-HAHAHA!
….I’d still hit it.
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