Jessica Simpson was out slutting it up in white trash couture at Country Thunder in Randall, Wisconsin. Apparently, Jessica got booed by the crowd. Kenosha News Online reported the concert goers said the following:
“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.
“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.”
I don’t know what it would have taken for her to be good enough for Randall Wisconsin’s Country Thunder but apparently it takes dating a “more country” person than Tony Romo. Another concert goer said the following:
“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. “She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”
Who, I wonder, could make Jessica Simpson country enough?* What other stupid fucking hick outfit and just how many steel guitars could create a situation where she would pass? We’re talking about the same popular country music where: Shania Twain in her leopard print cat suit and mansion in Switzerland dominated for over a decade. Jessica has gotten a direct endorsement from Willy-Fucking-Nelson! What the fuck, exactly, are these people smoking? And will they share?!
SHE’S NOT BEING WHORED OUT RIGHT. THIS IS PAPA JOE’S FAULT.
*Not to be construed as a defense of Jessica, just of reason. Thank you.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Schmoldga // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Excuse me but I don’t think the kid from Arlington Heights is country enough to decide whats country enough.
On another note, her outfit is kmart-tastic
2 schmallison // Jul 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Since country is the easiest genre to sing, there has to be some other sort of filter for potential applicants: cliquishness. Only people who did their time singing back-up in dive bars in Nashville, and who kissed the butts of the established country divas get to be “country enough”.
Anyone who has made it in another genre of music is immediately excluded, no matter how Texas-sized her bebops are.
3 schmallison // Jul 21, 2008 at 4:39 pm
…I’m from Texas, and one time I dated a guy in the Nashville music scene, so I’m an expert.
4 teddygoodtimes // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I think this booing thing has gotten out of hand. What ever happened to throwing rotten fruit and vegetables? I know they have rotten fruit and veggies in the lone star state cause I once blew knew a guy that sold underwear to Tony Romo and it smelled like bad asparagus.
5 teddygoodtimes // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:49 pm
it looses the humor when the strike-though tag doesnt work on “i once blew” part.
Now it just looks like I learned to speak English in Turkey.
6 msmolly // Jul 22, 2008 at 5:22 pm
“’Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,’ said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva” WTF?! She’s from Texas and Romo grew up in fucking WISCONSIN and played for Eastern Illinois!! Ever heard him talk? It’s not all “y’alls” and drawls like Jackassica Simpson. I frickin’ hate her too, but dude, come up with a better argument! Shit you don’t even need to touch on the fact that you don’t think she’s “country” just the fact that she sucks at signing anything is good enough!!!
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