Me thinks Cameron Diaz should be movin’ on to the men. Why is it that she has to say “I’m boy crazy”– in the same breath she says “I love being single”? She’s a 35 year old woman! I think she’d be better off saying “I love being single ’cause I get new dick whenever I want it. New, young, premature-ejaculating dick. Imagine Justin Timberlake but when he was pretty.” That’s what I’d say, but then again, I’d be a PR rep’s worst nightmare.
Here’s Cameron looking toned and long legged in the May issue of GQ UK. I’ve said she looks like a dude before. Here they photoshopped in enough rounded edges that she actually looks pretty fucking good.
Plus, she says she gained some weight; I hope she’s figuring out a sexy female body doesn’t consist of a series of sharp planes with biceps. There’s no fun in outer-course with a skinny girl. “Ouch! You’re hip bone is bruising thigh!”
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