Someone snapped this picture of Jessica Biel a couple days ago at the airport. Looks like she’s gone a leeetle overboard on the lip injections. Listen, I know there’s no way of knowing but I have this gut feeling that Justin Timberlake has a small dick. Think about it: Britney cheated on him with deadbeat Kevin “the baby maker” Federline. Why else would you do that other than he’s swangin’ the pole you aren’t getting?
When I see Jessica Biel’s mouth I wonder if it’s even physically possible for her to blow Justin? Can she close those mammoth face labia to create a hole small enough to fellate him? Really? ‘Cause you know he only likes oral or anal in the dark where he can just see the outline of her quarterback torso.
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1 Face Labium Part Deux | Extrawhoredinary // Feb 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm
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