So here’s the video for Madonna’s new single from her upcoming album Hard Candy. It’s called “4 minutes” ’cause she’s only got 4 minutes to convert the whole world to Kabbalah in Justin’s her music video. At least that’s what I get from the shitty “I wanna make a religious statement but still include sex so people stay interested” lyrics.
I think the most disturbing things about this video are: she can’t fucking dance and the strained attempt at creating sexuality between her and Justin Timberlake. Don’t get me wrong, she’s in amazing shape and very flexible. However, floppin’ around on the ground doing yoga moves, jumping up and down on a conveyor belt and grinding the air is not dancing.
She’s such a shitty dancer they don’t even let Justin dance much and that’s saying something! I actually laughed out loud at the part where she does the two-gun shooter move (3:12). Vadge needs to sit down and chair dance. They chopped the video to bits and they still couldn’t edit around her lookin’ like my mom doing a dance-off with Justin.
I think it’s high time she start rethinking the “I fuck” image; at least with co-stars half her age who look like lil’ boys. Kudos to her for this even being marketable but it’s just weird. Justin is a year younger than me and Madonna is my mom’s age. They could be friends dancing; why rip each other’s clothes off? Does anyone else find this grody?
This one:
Has, by cultural osmosis, marketed herself into a threesome with these two:
Different occasions but still…
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4 responses so far ↓
1 teddy good times // Apr 14, 2008 at 10:23 am
Madonna was my first crush… now she looks like my grandma. I think Mark Twain wrote a story about this.
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Justin likey the muscles.
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