How do they do it? How do they pop out bebbies and then look like this? Damn celebrities. Thank goodness I’ll never have to stand next to a celebrity in a swimsuit. I’m so happy that I live in Iowa and just have to deal with binge-drinking, college girl bodies at the pool. Of course, I only have to be in shape for that three week window when it’s warm enough in Iowa to wear a fucking swimsuit! You see why I blog…Fucking snow.
Disclaimer: Due to cabin fever the author of this blog will curse, degrade, shit on or otherwise disrespect anything to do with the godforsaken Midwest. To date, we have gotten over 60″ of snow. I’d rather burn to death than freeze to death, at least there’s color and light.
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