There are two new trends in Hollywood right now: Getting knocked up and getting face labium. If you were to sit back and really think about it, tailoring everything to provoke thoughts of heterosexual intercourse, or enhancing the physiological attributes of hetero sexual attraction (boobs, butts, hip-to-waist ratio) isn’t good enough anymore. Really.
No more imagination here! Whores can’t wear short skirts and make me think of their vaginas—they have to put them on their face. No more playing around thinking maybe these chicks don’t fuck, ’cause hey, they’re already inseminated! Pregnancy is the new trend; pretty soon you’ll have to prove you’re fertile to get on the A-List.
Sorry Jennifer Aniston!
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