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He Just Missed the Douche List

January 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

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I wanted to put him on the top 10 douche list but he got axed for being a no name.  I will continue to maintain he belonged on the most douchiest of lists!  It’s Riley Giles and he dated Lindsay Lohan for a millisecond.  She’s already off fucking new dudes in Italy right now but I wanted to put up these pics Ri-man sold to News of the World.  What a fucking stroke.  He claims in an interview that Lindsay replaced her addiction to drugs with his cock.  His indomitable cock.

“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

This is proof how lame he is.  Four times in a row is crazy!?  Did he just get his fucking training wheels off?  These two are in their early twenties!  Four times should be a warm up for this dude; that is the hottest piece of ass he will ever get.  Four times…pfth.  I’m still laughing.

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