MSNBC is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has to spend two, four hour days working at a morgue as punishment for her misdemeanor drunk driving conviction. It is part of a court ordered program to show drivers the end result of drinking and driving—being dead. Lindsay will no doubt find someone to fuck there, I just hope who ever the lucky guy may be, is…well, alive. Does rigor mortis affect the cockular region? We’ll find out!
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