Us Magazine is claiming that Alex Rodriguez has been coming over to Madonna’s house and leaving “as late as midnight.” If she is getting a divorce then it’s only natural that she’d go after a 32-year-old given her preference for the young. Their directly injectable vitality, hebetic blood and fresh souls are easy to consume.
However, seeing that A-Rod’s wife just gave birth to a baby girl in April, I’d say he’d have to be a real rat bastard to cheat again. Plus, Madonna and Alex share a manager. I’m gonna call bullshit on this one; maybe not the next. You know there’ll be more.
4 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Jul 1, 2008 at 9:11 pm
An insider told me she’s just trying to get the tabloids to portmanteau her and her boy-toy’s names together (like Bennifer and Brangelina) (although, younger peen = bonus!).
She’s dumped Guy, and moved on to A-rod, because she’s settling for Rod-onna (it was too much to hope for God-onna).
…and by “insider”, I mean “inside my own head”.
Also, an insider told me that I’m awesome!
2 teddy good times // Jul 1, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I was thinking Ma - Rod… as in, when I was young, Madonna made ma-rod sneeze, now she makes me want to get a flu shot.
3 Purple // Jul 4, 2008 at 7:16 am
Yeah, I know she used to be the hottest thing on the planet, but doesn’t she kind of look like Tom Petty these days? Let’s be honest.
4 Daddy // Jul 7, 2008 at 2:08 am
honestly, if this means that Madonna will manhandle A-Rod and keep him far away from sports, I vote for Madge’s strapon. Madge Strap ‘08. Fuck Obama, baby.
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