Lordy, Lordy. Is it a sign that I’m getting old that I look at porn and think to myself: “I miss my 18-year-old skin elasticity! I had no clue that the texture, movement and color would change so much as I got older! Look at her skin! You can not photoshop that!”? Then again, when I was 18 I thought I’d quit drinking when I was the age I am now, so *pfth*.
This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is French model Jennifer Lamiraqui vs. bebbeh porn star (print porn as far as I can tell) Karla Spice. I got da underpants buzz am torn on who’s more extrawhoredinary; they’re both pretty fuckin’ sexy.
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1 schmallison // Jun 27, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Man, this is the best game ever. We all win!
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