Hey ya’ll motherfukas! The week’s alien fits the bill but here’s the snag: she looks like the product of some sort of alien, Denise Richards, Jenna Jameson petri dish fuck up. I don’t know how this chick is a model when she looks like Denise and Jenna but she is and apparently a prolific one at that.
Just another example of the fashion world and shiny marketing missing the mark on what beauty is. Big shocker. Doutzen has to be the most extrawhoredinary example of an alien to date; if only for her striking resemblance to such extrawhoredinary purveyors of sex for money Denise Richards and Jenna Jameson.
Gone are the days when idiots who dreamed of being models and weren’t quite pretty enough, could go into porn. I don’t know if it’s a good thing that, models are getting more ridiculous looking and increasingly beautiful women are in porn, or not. At least I can say, from everything I’ve read, the porn industry is improving for the women and they’re getting better pay, protections and participation. If it makes me feel less guilty about consuming smut then—whoo hoo!
5 responses so far ↓
1 Ola // Aug 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
doutzen krous mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2 Frothy Afterbirth // Aug 22, 2008 at 10:55 am
Sasha performed in ‘Babysitters’, ‘We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off’, and ‘Blow Me Sandwich 11′. That’s tops for me.
3 schmallison // Aug 22, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Doutzen, dah-link! I like Candy too, ya? Call me!
4 PandoraWilde // Aug 26, 2008 at 5:35 am
That last set of pics–the girl looks like a younger version of Bai Ling, only sluttier (yeah, it’s possible) and with better taste in clothes and lack of them.
5 TSH // Sep 1, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I’m-a gonna have to vote for the girl with the dangly thingies by her mouth. HERRO KITTIES!
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