I wonder how it must feel for Flavio Briatore to never know 100% that he is truly loved for his person. I understand a lot of people aren’t truly loved by their significant other but it’s rarely this glaringly obvious. I’m sure they’re both okay with it. I can only assume that someone who marries Elisabetta Gregoraci, a Wonderbra model 30 years his junior, isn’t looking for a soul satiating equal. But still…
How the hell does she have an orgasm? I’m guessing it involves a latex glove, a wad of rolled up bills and various orifii but maybe I’m being too creative. I know he could wrap his dick in money but that’s just gratuitous! He’s wrapped in money on his yacht, his plane and in his fleet of cars.
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1 schmallison // Jul 2, 2008 at 10:41 am
Yeah. …and I bet HE loves HER for her PERSONALITY.
2 Shoulda Gone For Quentin // Jul 2, 2008 at 2:10 pm
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3 msmolly // Jul 2, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Here’s how this interview would go. me: “Flavio, do you wonder if you’re ever truly loved?” F: “Sometimes I think I’m not, but then I blow my nose with a $1000 bill and fuck my gorgeous girlfriend and think ‘meh, it’s not so bad’. Don’t feel bad for me little interviewer!” me: “Ah, I see, can I have one of your snot rags then? I have some med school loans to pay off.” F: “Of course little one! Here you go! Have one of the used condoms too, it’s gold leaf!”
4 Daddy // Jul 7, 2008 at 2:04 am
Gross! Why is that girl kissing her grandpa like that? It has been a long time since rumspringa, but the last time I kissed grandpa I got a free horse out of the prospect.
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