Someone’s been eating more than dick! It’s Ashley Dupre: The “high priced call girl” that Elliot Spitzer paid for. Here’s the funny thing, these are the pictures all the news outlets leaked:
And here is Ashley in “modeling career” photos that US Weekly snagged:
I’m sorry I posted so many, but christ, they’re so fucking funny. Some of the poses, faces she makes and the bandana!? Extrawhoredinary was never so well embodied in one person! So hot!
I’m not hating on thick girls, I’m not hating on whores (they got bills you aren’t paying) and I’m not hating on chicks who are clearly not model material but still keep trying.
*cough* *cough* *myspace* *cough*
What’s so fucking hilarious about this chick is that she’s all that and more! She’s a tornado of trash! And simultaneously, all the men in media posted the first pictures where she looks like a goddamned Victoria Secret model!
I’ve been thinking long and hard about what purpose it would serve to put up the pics of her looking like Alessandra Ambrosio all over, instead of pictures of what she really looks like. I realize it makes for a better story if she’s hot; everyone likes a hot slut (me). I think the most likely conclusion is: the dudes who are working at Fox, E! CNN, etc…Are all uptight execs who dabble in the money-for-tang thing, or at least get off to the thought. I think they hope that “call girls” are all gorgeous super models, not the fugg skanks from Rock of Love.
SORRY SUCKAS!
9 responses so far ↓
1 Elspeth // Mar 19, 2008 at 11:52 am
I love how she’s whoring out the 11pm news to publicise her re-released porno and new career goals!
2 Daddy // Mar 19, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Christ, nice fat bubbles on your chest there, sweetheart.
3 Dan // Mar 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm
The news outlets didn’t really “leak” that first set of pictures so much as just plucked them from her public myspace profile.
4 Your Daily Dosage « Scandalous Candice // Mar 19, 2008 at 4:39 pm
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5 Schmallison // Mar 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Wow, gotta love the open-jacket pic of her showing off her botched boob-job. :::shiver:::
6 Scandalous Candice // Mar 21, 2008 at 9:35 am
Doesn’t she look like Jennifer Coolidge in that last picture. Jennifer Coolidge being Stiflers mom.
7 theprincess // Mar 21, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Omg! It IS Stiflers mom! AHHHH!
8 Edgar // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:16 am
I’d hit that but it’s gonna cost her about $23.69
$11.69- for wine
$.84- for a snickers bar
$10.00- for a new grill from T-luv
and $1.16 into my savings account..its all about the intrest!
No really I would hit that at no charge..I mean..we talking about fucking Elliot Spitzer…shit..hell yea
9 squarejaw // Apr 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Errr, is it just me or does she have a square jaw and an adams apple? Why are her arms so thick?
I’d wager London to a brick that she is a HE!
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