NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Not her too!? Page Six is reporting Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant. I’m waiting with bated breath to hear a denial. I don’t like when hot models who are younger than me are having babies. Mommies are hot, don’t get me wrong, it’s just 9 months of down time and a little mini-them that usually looks like their douchey/hairy/overweight (pick one) counterpart. Can’t any celebrities use condoms!? What’s the deal!?
I think I’m upset ’cause I’m the age where the women I find attractive are still in my cohort, ya know? A few more years and I’ll totally be checking out lil’ kids! Ew! No! I don’t wanna be that creepy old woman checking out the babies! I hated those! Wait, no I didn’t, I was a perv then too…Never mind…But I’m still pissed.
Page Six says:
“She’s a few months along,’ said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur. Paris Hilton, sister Nicky and brother Barron all partied at the house after a night out at Teddy’s.”
Gawd. They just had to add insult to injury and throw the ol’ Heiress Whorebag in there, didn’t they?
“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people” -Jack Handey
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