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Suicide Girls Reality Show

June 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I heeer tellll, a Suicide Girls reality show is in the works. It’s either gonna be great (I’m lying, no reality shows are great I meant shitty, dirty, “I can’t believe I just watched that trash” great) or another Bad Girls Club mess of annoying A.D.D. fame whores.

Isn’t that just the irony of our gilded reality TV era? The only people who want to be on “lock ‘em in a small space” reality shows, have attention deficit disorder. The thing they lack is the very thing they seek by being fame whores!

I’m so deep it hurts that spot between my vadge and my butthole sometimes.

It’s not called a taint on girls; for me it’s the strip of heaven between me and a yeast infection. True story! Butt fingers stay in the butt, vadge fingers stay in the vadge—it’s science.

Tags: i'm pretty sure i just crossed the line · models · plastic · porn · porn stars · reality tv · vaginas

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  • 1 schmallison // Jun 14, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Just when I think I’m finally done with reality TV, they come up with something like this and pull me RIGHT BACK IN. Suicide girls, I’ll see YOU at the top of my TiVo list.

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