Who’s more extrawhoredinary? Today’s model vs. porn star is Heidi Klum vs. Jesse Jane. Is everyone still on the porn train or does Heidi have what it takes to override my your sick-o preferences?
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Irony is, they are both wearing about the same amount of clothing. They’re both selling sex, it’s just: real boobies vs. fakkies and smiling vs. the “do me” face.
(awesome, by the way) *blowing raspberries*
8 responses so far ↓
1 Tyjigga // May 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm
first of all, i don’t believe in fake tits. If I can see ‘em and feel ‘em, their real.
2 Tyjigga // May 22, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Secondly, my computer sucks and Jesse Jane is curvaceous. That put’s her over, wish we could put Heidi’s face on her body though.
3 M&N // May 22, 2008 at 8:15 pm
We vote Heidi. Generally we’re all for porn, but in this particular case, Heidi is who we’d both do. Sorry Jesse.
4 christa // May 23, 2008 at 9:56 am
Well, seeing how I am willing to learn how to sew just so I can meet her on project runway…Heidi all the way.
Plus: real boobs over fake.
always.
5 schmallison // May 23, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Too bad Heidi is too uppity to do porn.
6 schmallison // May 23, 2008 at 1:45 pm
“Blah blah blah, self-respect, family, blah”
7 TSH // May 23, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I don’t know who that second girl is… but her face- faceS are scaring the shit outta me. Scaries.
8 schmallison // May 25, 2008 at 11:25 am
I’m with TSH. That last pic looks like somebody photoshopped Michael Jackson’s face onto a female body.
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