Leonardo Dicaprio and I do not have the same taste. I wouldn’t kick Bar or Gisele out of bed but they wouldn’t be in my top 25 either. This week’s AVP is Bar Rafaeli vs. some hot porno chick who has “Carmen” on her photo set. I’m sure that’s her porn name. She coulda done better with that.
My porn name would be something utterly ridiculous like Sparkle Vagina, III.
If you want to see the rest of Carmen’s NSFW pictures they are here. Again, there isn’t much difference between the model and porn chick; Carmen it just selling ~1.5 inches more. I pick Carmen; Bar’s face bores me.
















6 responses so far ↓
1 teddy good times // Jul 18, 2008 at 8:12 am
Sparkle Vagina, III is a great porn name!
2 Kavick // Jul 18, 2008 at 8:39 am
I concur-Bar has very plain Jane face. Carmen es muy caliente.
3 Natasha // Jul 18, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Outta loyalty to predators, I choose Carmen. But I gotta tell ya, I’m having trouble seeing past the tie.
4 msmolly // Jul 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Bar = boring = looking too f’ing much like Giselle YAWN!!!!! Carmen is pretty hot, but I’m not a fan of the gingham outfit with matching tie. It should be nothing or nothing. *evil grin*
5 schmallison // Jul 20, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Carmen is a better porn name than BAR is for a real name. WTF? These celeb parents must really hate their kids.
My porn name would totally be “Honor Marie” for the pun value.
“Everyone loves Ms Marie…because everyone wants to be Honor.”
“If you can’t get in ‘er, get Honor”
Man, that never gets old.
6 schmallison // Jul 20, 2008 at 9:30 pm
It has been brought to my attention that Jessica Alba named her daughter “Honor Marie”.
Is it too early to speculate as to what her profession will be? Because, I’d like to place a bet…
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