I mean “hoes” in the most respectful way i can conjure. I don’t actually mean they’re hookers; they perform a necessary and important duty! Video hoe is a term that has clouded up an important point: if there weren’t video hoes, mainstream hip-hop would not exist. Video hoes are extrawhoredinary and lend artistic merit to all music videos! Are you watchin’ for 50 Cent and Young Jeezy’s looks? I think not… Why the fuck else would I sit through a Fabulous video?
Here’s some pictures of Kalia Williams. She’s hot and she’s a video hoe. Or if you’re looking at her resume, she’s an “artistic manipulator of erotic axes who’s proficient in Word, Excel and providing buxom enhancements for performance art and design.”
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1 msmolly // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Sweet shiny, airbrushed asses Batman! Homegirl is lookin’ pretty fine! I like to think I look buxom and bootylicious like this too, except I can’t clap my ass….
2 schmallison // Aug 6, 2008 at 2:57 pm
If science doesn’t work for me, I’m switching over to “da butt”.
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