Kelly Brook Has Talent

April 8th, 2008 · No Comments

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Personally, I don’t know what Kelly Brook’s talent is. According to Wikipedia she’s an: English model, actress, occasional swimwear designer and television presenter. Ohhhhh? Occasional swimwear designer? What? When the tide’s up? Wtf? How are you an occasional swimwear designer? Damn Wiki; the hilarity of collaborative content.

I’d say her talent is being hot, having big titties and wrappin’ dat ass in latex. Num! I don’t care what her talent is. She was on Smallville—she’s WB trash just like the Charmed whores and the ever-annoying Gilmore Girls. I just picture every person that has ever been on the WB, calling their moms for the first time and saying “I got a part on this show. You’ve probably never hear of it but it’s called [insert shitty sitcom]. I might not need you to send the rent check this month!”