I can’t find jack about Sahib Faber but do we really need to know anything about him? Do you sit pondering Marissa Miller or Brad Pitt’s interests and origins? No, you don’t.
So let’s just be real and say I don’t give a flying fuck about who this guy is or what his interests are. Hell, I don’t care if he can form a complete sentence—it’d be better if he didn’t. Unless he speaks some sexy romance language then I’d make him read me the grocery list while he was servicing me. That is on the fantasy checklist.












3 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:20 am
BRING ME ZAT MAN.
2 TSH // Aug 11, 2008 at 7:15 pm
GOOD LAWD. I think I just pooped myself. Uhhhh…
3 msmolly // Aug 12, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I just queefed! I also agree with schmallison and TSH!
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