The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Christian Bale is in jail right now. His mother, 61, and sister, 40, went to the police station yesterday to turn him in for allegedly assaulting them. Christian allegedly did “it” on Sunday night at the hotel where he’s staying. The police let him attend “The Dark Knight” premier in London’s West End Monday night and instead, took him into custody today.
No one that hot, can be a sister/mom beater can they? Please nooooooo! Hotness is an indicator of goodness in Christian, no one else, but Christian alone. *rending garments*
Mum and Sis were able to walk to the police station a day after the fact and the police waited for his premier to be over-so it couldn’t have been that bad right? Fuck. I’m going to wait and hope that my Daddy issues don’t have me lusting after abusive men! I’ve made it this far Christian, don’t let me down!
*GETTING OFF TO A CHRISTIAN-JAIL CELL FANTASY TONIGHT*
2 responses so far ↓
1 Schmoldga // Jul 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I read it could be verbal assault; apparently you can be arrested for that in England. And yet somehow, people are still running free knifing others on streets. What a weird country.
2 msmolly // Jul 22, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I looove this man, but not everything he does *cough, 3:10 to Yuma, cough*. I hope this isn’t true. Although, I think it would be very hot if he, Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, and Gerard Butler all got together and roughed each other up. I’d be there in a flash to tend those wounds! Now that I think of it, those are some very delicious European men! Damn! I need to move to the other side of the pond! I can see the headlines now “Crazy American Girl Molests U.K.’s Hottest Men: Gets Deported.”
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