So I just got back from The Dark Knight and it was fucking awesome. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that since you’ve already seen it. If you don’t love a hot piece of man meat or go to movies then you probably aren’t even remotely interested in anything I write about on here so it’s probably a safe bet you’re one of the brazillion people who went to see TDK.
I digress…Back to the most important topic: Christian Bale. His acting wasn’t as emotive as it was in Batman Begins (I’ll concede that) and he didn’t really get topless/nekked enough. However, l did not let that distract from the thought of licking him from head to toe.
Stopping, of course, for about 40 minutes at his balls just to sniff. *inhale* I mean really get his ball stank stuck on my nostril hairs so I still smell his balls an hour after he leaves the room—That’s how bad I want to fuck Christian Bale. Ugh…It hurts Mammy! *doing the pee pee dance*
Heath Ledger was phenomenal; he just completely disappears into The Joker. $155 million at time of edit and crushing box office records. Dark, complex, moral without being cheesy (usually damn near impossible to me) and an all around great film. You should take your grandma or a vibrator; either way you’ll end up satisfied.
3 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Jul 21, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I would jump on him like he was the last chopper out of Vietnam.
2 teddygoodtimes // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:52 pm
holy crap. thats one pretty boy. Does anyone here banjos?
3 msmolly // Jul 22, 2008 at 5:26 pm
What photographer cropped that picture of him in the tanning bed?! ARGH!!!! I would let him slap me silly with his peen. Can he wear the Batman mask too? *falls to the floor, quivering*
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