Rose McGowan is having a rough couple years! First she falls in love with Robert Rodriguez causing his 16 year marriage to end and the subsequent “homewrecker” moniker thrown at her everywhere she turns. Then she does the above to her face, causing me to shed a tear for the porcelain sex pot she once was. Now, Page Six is reporting Robert and her have broken off their engagement. Yowch.
Page Six sources are saying the break up is in part due to the problems Rodriguez had finding financing for “Barbarella,” the $70 million remake that had McGowan planned for the title role. Guess that just goes to show that you shouldn’t go for the guy that has to find financing. Do like a Wonderbra model and go for the guy that provides the financing!
Neither one of them hoes gets extrawhoredinary kudos today. I’m hung over and relationships based on money are particularly annoying to me today. Especially since I can’t buy hot ass no matter how hard I try. And I’m in college town! With fifty bucks! After a catastrophe! Where’s the down-and-out college girls evacuated from their apartments with questionable morals and nothing to wear?! *kicks at the dirt*
6 responses so far ↓
1 msmolly // Jul 2, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Why is everyone so shocked that a re-make of “Barbarella” is having trouble getting funding? That movie was terrible! Also, how in the world will it cost $70 million? Is that for drugs for the cast so they all agree to stay on board? I could do a re-make of it for $70 in my garage, spend another $80 bucks to re-do “Red Sonja” (that includes hiring Brigitte Nielsen to star) and finish with a nice little pile of cash to retire on! Silly Hollywood people!
2 schmallison // Jul 2, 2008 at 10:05 pm
“I could do a re-make of it for $70 in my garage, spend another $80 bucks to re-do “Red Sonja” (that includes hiring Brigitte Nielsen to star) and finish with a nice little pile of cash FOR COKE AND HOOKERS!”
fixed.
3 Tyjigga // Jul 3, 2008 at 11:10 am
wow, that looks like a meth before and after picture. And I love Rose, but why did she think she needed to fix her face? A lot of bitches need surgery, she didn’t.
4 Daddy // Jul 7, 2008 at 1:57 am
Honestly, that bitch is WRECKED. If I could use bold tags and super-big text tags, I’d make that world “WRECKED” even bigger than your screen. Some lowly douche would visit this site having entered “rose mcgowan vagina monster on crack cocaine” in google and would come here. While they’d first think, “this site fucking ROCKS”, their next thought would be “what happened to Rose McGowan’s face vagina?”
5 Daddy // Jul 7, 2008 at 2:01 am
i don’t want my above comment to be taken out of context– this site fucking ROCKS.
6 Olga // Jul 8, 2008 at 6:20 pm
No joke, I watched “Charmed” for her hotness.
Now, EVERYTIME I see her I can’t look away, but I want to so badly. I feel like her face is a big “FUCK YOU!” from her surgeon. Medical equivalent of waiters spitting in your food?
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