According to Splash News the feds have launched a child pornography investigation after pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding were stolen. Jamie and her baby daddy Casey Aldridge took the pictures to Wal-mart to get them developed. In Louisiana, it’s like in the olden times when there was no digital cameras or photo printers.
If you want proof that every celebrity story that comes out is total bullshit I would like to point out the following: there were reports that Britney wouldn’t let Casey come to her boys’ birthday last week. This is because Britney thinks Casey is KFed 2 and using Jamie Lynn for her money.
Now, if you believe everything you read (like I totally do) you’d know this pornography incident is impossible!!! If Jamie Lynn was rich enough to be used for her money, why wouldn’t she own a photo printer? And a digital camera? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Kidding, I realize what big money is to Casey, probably qualifies as being able to get all available fall hunting licenses at once. There should be an automatic dethroning of any celebrity who regularly shops at Wal-Mart. No paparazzi shots next to the big yellow smile. No high resolution photos with shopping carts. None. No. Stop. Please.
No Raggamuffins! Where’s The SHINY!?
5 responses so far ↓
1 teddygoodtimes // Sep 23, 2008 at 9:33 am
Was there an internet porn shortage I wasn’t aware of? Is all that’s left is 17-year-old breastfeeding mother porn?
The day is mine!
2 Frothy Afterbirth // Sep 23, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Child protective laws in this country are fucking insane. Might as well arrest everyone that took pics of their naked kids playing in the bath tub or running around without diapers on.
3 msmolly // Sep 23, 2008 at 5:08 pm
You know if this was any pseudo-celebrity other than Britney’s little sis they wouldn’t do jack about this. I can go to Six Flags in Gurney, Illinois and see tons of breast-feeding mothers of all ages and races, who needs pics of this chick’s tata’s? Actually now that I think about it…didn’t they ban breast-feeding in public areas like Six Flags? I think they were trying to. Freakin’ Nazis trying to deprive us of the boob! MAMA! MILK MILK! Num Num Num! I just want you all to know that when I have kids I will breast feed in public and you can come take pictures, just don’t get them developed at “The Walmart” unless you go in there barefoot, gap-toothed and wearing a Mickey Mouse t-shirt (yeah they have a dress-code now!).
4 TTSSH // Sep 23, 2008 at 9:07 pm
JESUS CHRIST! Get a room hill billy bumpkins!!!! “Hey ma, do I got some of yer lipdick on meh?!” “Oh hey Pa, yew shure dew!” *chuckle, scratch belly and balls*
5 schmallison // Sep 24, 2008 at 8:48 am
The type of titties dey gots at the Wal-Mart…you don’t wanna see. I know because a friend of mine went there once.
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