Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the mirror! (nasty but fun-don’t lie!)
However, if I was going to “detouch” celebs I would put them in their natural state.
You know, I’d leave the coke-cum-blood loogie on Lindsay Lohan’s chin. I’d leave the the trunk butt on Paris’ up-skirt pic. I’d leave the latex dick (link NSFW) on Jada Pinkett-Smith. I’d leave the fishnet stockings, decapitated hooker and electric blue nail polish on Tom Cruise.
There’s more here and here; they’re all pretty awesome.
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1 schmallison // Oct 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Wait a minute….Tara Reid actually looks like that.
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